Friday, August 29, 2014

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH (an exercise in CAPS LOCK!)

Understanding that the title can be read two ways was COMPLETELY INTENTIONAL because I are a sofistikated writerer.

Definition #1:  AAAAAAAAHHHHHH = the noise made when easing into a hot bath, as the bubbles reach up and tickle your chin.  You sink down further and further, relaxing...

Definition #2: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH = HOLY SH!#!  a.k.a the noise you make as a flying cockroach lunges at your skull carrying insect-poo related diseases.

In this case, BOTH definitions apply.  It's ON PURPOSE, because, THE HOUSE IS OFFICIALLY FOR SALE:

http://www.movoto.com/orlando-fl/1716-garvin-st-orlando-fl-32803-431_o5316367/

[DISCLAIMER: Neither the boss (Hi Wife!) nor I wrote the text of the listing]

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